i gotta say. the funniest thing of the scho0l year happened on monday..a couple weeks back, my friends went to this thrift shop and bought all these shiny gold and silver pants(m.c. hammer pants..). you should just go to the salvation army. or dig through a dumpster. well, on monday, my friend andrew wore them to school. hilarious. i wish i had a pic. he made me walk with him to class because he was afraid people were gonna beat him up. well. since i don't have a picture, i'll just put mc hammer on...best i got.  you know you're so jelous...and when i sAY jelous, i mean slightly confused and irritated. or this could've just made you hungry.

ooey. man. i so wanna put clips from 'walker texas ranger' on here. Chuck Norris is a genius.  i saw him flip this guy over and break a table with him. then he went flying through the air and kicked this dude in the forehead.i'm so frikken jelous. mad wickedly snazzy.Chuck Norris can find anyone, anywhere. you can't hide. no one is safe.

 "Flat irons. what can i say, i love em. They make your hair straight and sometimes burn your fingers off."

"girls in europe wear leg warmers. i tried crossing the gender lines in sweden by wearing one leg warmer. it didn't work."-jade puget.

"Your face looks like a big toe. Your teeth look like a yellow brick road."

 "-post apocalyptic movies-

For some reason, mankind has destroyed itself except for a few (lucky?) people who roam the desolate landscape like nomads, scavenging for food, water, and gasoline. Despite their limited resources, they are still able to find welding equipment and weld a bunch of parts on their cars. They also have the ability to make football shoulder pads work with any outfit."

total. devotion.

"i long for people---

then again i loathe them;

end of autumn.

-chogo"

trip on that.

ookay. i fixed it. i think. it doesn't look so blank now at least?

ah well. welcome to my site, (not really but still) if you're here, then you obviously selected this by accident. what can i say? if you like my site. that's nice. and if you don't...then leave. like right now. stop reading this. go! too bad for you huh? because i post really often, and if you hate it then chances are you read it a lot. like right now. creepy. look in the closet. nooo...don't run upstairs..ahh..whyyyy...anywho. cheA. maybe i should say something about myself? nah. don't think i will. i'm not really sure of what there is to say. you can gather stuff from reading my blogs. this site was gonna be for korn...like dedicated to them...but i kinda changed my mind, and changed my site. kinda snazzier/wickeder i guess.yeah. i'll answer myself. "by gosh kelly, you're so right!!" well gee. its really not. so i'm just gonna keep draging this on and on. hope you don't get bored. then again, i don't really care. hmm. stand up, moonwalk across the room, (while singing yankee doodle, of course) then head bang, do a backflip off the wall, roll in a pile of syrup, then in some feathers, and after that run down the street screaming, "i love mustard!!!" then finally beat box in the middle of your living room while doing the robot to some classical music. congratulations. you've succesfully read through this. i'll tie this up by leaving you with something i once read..you'll probably see it a lot on my site.

"your face looks like a big toe. your teeth look like the yellow brick road."

trip on that.