Wednesday, December 27, 2006, 03:44 AM [dARkneSS.]
Hmm, yus. i finally decided, i'd grace you people with my presence.(Sarcasm..) and i mean by that, i'll crawl out from my hole, and give you guys a crappy/creepy new blog to laugh at. If you even laugh at them. Or read them for that matter. The point is, yea, i really haven't made much an effort on my part so put new blogs, and it isn't really my style not to, i usually post a whole lot more, and my last one was only 3 words long. I'm not inspired to really write anything. Actually, i didn't want to.. I even slightly avoided it. So to stop myself from rambling on about stuff that doesn't matter to you.. I think i'll post something to one of my site links, about all these natural disasters that could possibly occur. And probably will. I saw it on the history channel today, no lies.. So, yus. Check out my site links. I've sort of taken up typing right Lol.. capitalization. it sucks. forget it. i have to go back and look for mistakes. well pfft. oh well. you can make sence of my jumbled up crap. i want to go back to my first posts and edit them. so people of the future won't think i'm so stupid. then again.. who cares what people think? not meee. i should. i could. and yet i won't. anywho. my mom is letting me get a scaffold piercing. ^.^ for those of you who don't know, it's a bar that goes through 2 places in your ear. it looks pretty wicked. i don't care much for the pain. as long as i'm getting one. the only bad part is i'll have to wait for 4 months before i get the bar put in, they pierce it, let it heal, then size the bar to your ear. so long as i keep it clean, and they do it right, it'll be fine. i hope. oh, yeah. and don't look it up on images.. the pictures that pop up are mostly bad examples. a couple good ones, but year, mostly bad ones. they look all infected, and the bars aren't correctly sized to their ears, so it has the whole pinching effect.. and they look swollen and freshly done. terrible. don't worry, i'll take a pic of mine when i get it, and put it on here. ^.^ AND i got a new camera phone for christmas. it's cool. although i've been cut off from civilization so long i forgot all my friends cell numbers. too bad. i'll ask em.. just never call em. heh. my mom is taking me to hottopic for the first time tomorrow.. i hope. it should be cool. i might actually find clothes that fit me. ^.^ unlike this heavy metal store i go to... everything is Xlarge.. whyyy? whyyyy? why not have one koRn shirt that fits my twiggy self? the world may never know. ah, well, how was you peoples' x-mas? hmm? anyone get hit by lightning?! HAHAHA. hope not. then i'd feel bad for laughing at your confusion and frustration. oh. and the fact you got hit by lightning. and. ohmuhgawd. no1 better say they got hit by thunder. i'll tackle you down. hurt you?!? LIGHTNING=electric force that technically comes from the ground to the sky,(yus, indeed its true, from the GROUND up.). and THUNDER=the sound lightning makes. idiots. -i are smart- (not really but still). by the way.. anyone know how to get the photoshop program? i've no idea how. and... i need it?! also. anyone know a good avatar creating program, hmm? or how to convert images.. if so. help me. i've fallen and i can't get up. this will be a long post, by the way. i feel. inspired. today. sorta. i think. oh well, i have no idea what i'm talking about. and neither do you. *T.V commercial voice* have any ideas for what YOU! can suggest to improve skelly's site?! well tell her! criticize her! she doesn't care! give her ideas! for how she! can improve! her!@# crappy! friggin! %$#@ site!!! yeah man. glad i got that out in the open. oh, sorry, forgot.*end of commercial* i got attacked by a raccoon the other day. don't laugh. it isn't funny. blood thirsty thing lunged off the roof and tackled me down in the middle of the night while i called for help for nearly half an hour. ok. i might've exadurated a bit. about the whole thing. maybe i'm wierd. maybe i'm crazy. maybe i'm insane. sure. i'll go with that. i'm listening to the soothing melodies of this infommertial. actually. its too calm. it angers me. i'm insane with anger. you have no idea how mad i am right now. my typing doesn't even begin to explain my anger over this. does it look mad to you. i think it does. don't lie to me. well. yeah. go0o runescape. you rawk. yus. rawk. nerds-r-us. i love it. RS=my favorite pastime. oh no, not baseball, is it? baseball/runescape. who will win? well. when i hit you with fire wave! you can taste the fury of my dragon dagger, super poisoned of course. well. that was nerdy. after this we should totally go to the comic book store and play dungeons and dragons. i'm nerd. here me roar. just kidding.. i've never played dungeons and dragons before, actually. well. anywho. i'm gonna get another koRn c.d. to add to my collection. i'll probably get their self titled one. it has sho0ts and ladders on it. wo0y. i wanted to put that song on my site so bad. but the dang MP3 player wouldn't work. mo0 you then. don't cooperate with me. conmigo. you're just jelous. of my shoelaces. i think i'm like hyper or something. but not really. because i haven't slept in 2 days practically. and i'm as tired as a jackrabbit in cotton pickin' time. don't ask. it's not worth it. you won't understandd?! anywho. must.. come up... with material... for deviantART. yus. i've an account there. like i haven't said that 3,000 times before. and 3,000 times before that. ok. just for reading this far. you get an award. have any of you gotten this far down the page yet, hmm? po0r you. you have no life. and neither do i. since i'm writing this crappola. like crayola. but smells slightly worse. should i have put a copywrite mark next to that.. hmm? just incase representatives from the crayola company happen to come across my blog. wow. i have a whole lot of nothing to say. huh. ramble ramble ramble, skelly. head on! apply directly to forehead, head on! apply directly to forehead, head on! apply directly to forehead, head on! apply directly to forehead, head on! apply directly to forehead, head on! apply directly to forehead, head on! apply directly to forehead. now, is it just me, or does that commercial irritate you?! -new form of self torture- in my opinion. i love documenting every single second i sit here. once again.-no lifeee.- must.. make up for lost timeee?! srsly. you don't have to read this. don't humor me. it's boring. kick me in the shin and run. yeah. make me shut up and stop blogging. its funny. trust me. then step on me, too, while you're at it. push me down a hill in a trashcan. i dunno. whatever floats your boat. i wanna go eat some top ramen. it has no nutritional value. but what do i care? it's like a bowl of hardened dust with cooking spices on it. wonderful. dust=about 90% dead skin cells, by the way.. ok. for the record. it isn't dust. i just really wanted to laugh about it. ha. good one, skelly. but yus. the ramen. is mostly. salt. good though. i don't care, i still buy it. wow. that isn't good.. i keep seeing this dot in my eye, like when you stare at a lightbulb, but it's like, really small, i keep seeing itt. i think i burned my retena out. ouch. burnburnburnburn. maybe. it's a portal leading into my mind?! and its breaking so. now we'll be able to hop through dimensions. and once i break out of my mind, i'll hop through the 3rd dimmension. or fifth(wait... are we in the 5th?). then don't worry, i'll come back for you. and we can go to the bermuda triangle. figurtively speaking, of course. heh. and i don't care how crazy i sound right now either. hahaha. i. sure. don't. maybe i just like taking up space. who knows. humor me. its funny. i'm drinking more generic soda out of a.. halloween glass. a little back in times. mh. oh well. wicked either way. you know you're jelous. and when i say jelous, i mean some old dude handing out turkey shaped cookies. you knowwww. well. i better tie this message up. it's only about 8 pages long but oh well. i'll add some pics. and make it 9. ahaha. buh byee..
....i had to write this 2 times... again. piece of crap. everything is just making me more mad today.. well. its raining. that's good... best time is when its raining... everything smells clean to me. i dunno. ah. well. anywho. new videos?! go to my video gallery. and watch my chemistry teacher catch stuff on fire. yeah man. i'm surprised he still has eyebrows.>.> yeah. i actually can't read. i'm just making this up as i go along. ahaha@?@?@?@@? dr phil. its you. dr phil my cat..♥ not dr phil the one who makes fun of you when you come to him for help.~.~ the,"you are the most idiotic of all idiots i've ever laid my eyes on," dr phil. him. ah well. here i am sitting on the computer still. and it's like the crack of dawn. ahaha. and i've school pretty soon. oh. and i've probably listened through the same playlist about 3 times.
1)koRn-Lost.
2)koRn-Good god.
3)koRn-Mr rogers. ← i recommend this one, not many people have heard it, but it's so snazzy.
4)koRn-No place to hide.
5)koRn-ok. Lets just say track 13 off of, "life is peachy."
6)static-x-Destroy all.
7)static-x-All in wait.(my favorite static-x song...)
8)system of a down-Lonely day.
9)system of a down-B.Y.O.B.
10)static-x-Push it.(watch the video for that one, it's mad wickedly snazzy.
and ask them where i lost my chapstick. (Øtrip on thatØ)
ok. i'm combining my last few posts, to save you the reading, and but gonna delete the others and put them in this one (sorry if i may have deleted some comments...=\). they should make it so you have a seperate page that everyone sees once they get to your site.. like.. your greeting page. or something. i have no idea?! 0ok. but then they could have like a button that takes you to the blog posts once you click it... that would be sooo. wicked.? anywho. have. some. quotes.
"Flat irons. what can i say, i love em. They make your hair straight and sometimes burn your fingers off."
"girls in europe wear leg warmers. i tried crossing the gender lines in sweden by wearing one leg warmer. it didn't work."-jade puget.
"Your face looks like a big toe. Your teeth look like a yellow brick road."
"good friends are like butt cheeks...no matter how much crap separates them...they always come back together."
"-post apocalyptic movies-
For some reason, mankind has destroyed itself except for a few (lucky?) people who roam the desolate landscape like nomads, scavenging for food, water, and gasoline. Despite their limited resources, they are still able to find welding equipment and weld a bunch of parts on their cars. They also have the ability to make football shoulder pads work with any outfit."
total. devotion.
"i was making some cookies, when my husband came in and said, there wasn't enough chocolate chips in them. so he just started beating me with the cookie pan and, *cries* it was horrible... then he said,'i just wanted some freakin cookies...'.."-you know who you are.
"i long for people---
then again i loathe them;
end of autumn.
-chogo"
Øtrip on that.Ø
oh. by the way. i had to rewrite this 4 times. so. it's crappy for a reason.